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numbered-tables:

satanistsdontweargold:

Do you remember that time that Pete and Patrick sang Womanizer in a bathroom with Ellen?

I do.

Ellen and Patrick were just back up for Pete’s dancing

(Source: wretched-filthy-ugly, via suspenderninja)

jippjonesbowie:

melleverdeen:

Why aren’t there more posts on here about the Scooby Doo movies? Because seriously

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these

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are

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the

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best

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movies

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ever

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HAHAHAHA!!!! X’D

(via cartel)

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i-clash-with-everything:

You can see the exact moment where it goes
"I HAVE MADE A HORRIFIC MISTAKE. FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK F-"
And then it falls in.
paxamdayum:

theladypipsqueak:

hipstaa-pleazz:

heavyxhand:

xviolenceagainstviolencex:

peanuhbutta:

pleatedjeans:

So, this half black/white kid got a tattoo of the Oreo barcode on his wrist


Why does it matter matter that this guy is mixed race!? You could of just written, “This kid”. Like his fucking skin colour matters! Cunt.

His bi-racial ethnicity is probably the point of the Oreo tattoo joke, cunt.

Dead.

imagine this kid working as a cashier, and this one customer is pissing them off, so they just casually swipe their tattoo under the scanner, after every item, and later the customer is just like, I DONT REMEMBER BUYING FIFTY CASES OF OREOS. (via)

whenever someone asks me what tumblr is, i will show them this post
panthvr:

halllleybabbbby:

what a keeper looks like

fucking want someone like this omg

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

(Source: mattsgifs, via itasteprettygood)

ban-sheewolf:

#OH LOOK #STILES IS JUST ABOUT TO— #lol no #just kidding

Whyyyyyy

maichan808:

OMG, THIS WAS MY “AWKWARD PROM PHOTO” OP FROM BITECON! I was internally squeeing watching Melissa and Linden put the corsage and boutonniere I made on each other.

And I don’t know how that bad manip version got out, but I am providing the original as an HQ transparent PNG.

I EXPECT YOU ALL TO MAKE GOOD USE OF THIS. I WANT TO SEE PROM!MELISSA AND LINDEN IN ALLLLLLL THE THINGS. GO FORTH AND DO YOUR WORST AWESOME MAGIC, FANDOM.

(via ban-sheewolf)

nervesarewracked:

#omfg#it looks like isaac has just hatched or something#and derek is so fucking confused by it#’da fuq is this thing’#’am i its parent now?’#’…. i guess it’s kinda cute’ (via cuallta)